Monday, July 16, 2007

Holy smokes batman!

So I did it. I made a decision. After realizing that in true reality, my choices were between a drunk who is verbally abusive (i.e. the guy .... or ya know a virtual copy of my father) and a guy that his shit together (Chod). Obviously, Chod it was. We went to the bar, got drunk, and then I proceeded to molest him at his house. Best part? 20 minutes! Now as a woman who has had AMAZING sex, I know 20 minutes ain't shit. . . but for him? That's like setting off some fuckin fireworks! Turns out only when he's drunk can he commit for more than two minutes. Guess I'll be raping my little drunk boy more often!

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